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Anastasia Lynette Richmond, created for Snarks' Academy by Hana.

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Name: Anastasia Lynette Richmond Age: 14 Circle your preferred Snark (Only one): Deadpan {Cynical} Goofy Biting Short Answer Questions Question One:
You have been abducted by aliens in the middle of the night, dressed only in your jammies. The aliens (cow-like beings who stand on their hind legs) confront you and demand to know mankind's leader otherwise there will be much anal probing. What do you tell them?

"Kim Jong-il."

Question Two: (references to Question One)
The aliens return you home at dawn with minimal anal probing. As you walk through the front door gently rubbing your abused bum, your mum (who is cooking delicious omelettes) demands to know where you've been all night. What do you tell her?

"Oh, you know, the usual: just sniffing coke off a hooker's dirty ass. Where do you think I was, mother?"

Question Three:
Say something witty.
"Really? Really?"